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[Aug. 4th, 2007|05:18 pm] |
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I JUST FOUND A ILLUSTRATED VERSION OF THE BIBLE DANE!!! ALL THE LADIES IN BIBLICAL TIMES WERE REALLY NOT HOT DANE!!! I SHOULD CONVERT TO HINDUISM DANE!!! THERE ARE NAKED LADIES IN HINDUISM!! THEY HAVE KILLER RACKS!!!
IF YOU ARE FEMALE, PLEASE COMMENT HERE!! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU!!!! |
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| YES DANE!!!!!!!!! |
[Jul. 4th, 2007|10:43 pm] |
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TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY DANE!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS WHY!!
- I saw TWO GIRLS kissing on the TRAIN!!! YESS!!!!
- I renewed my yearly subscription to Biker Babes and got a FREE CALENDAR!!!!
- Tachibana An has a LiveJournal again! Hey Tachibana An! What is your PHONE NUMBER DANE!! In fact, any new hot girls can answer this question!!
- I found a DUCK PATTERENED RIBBON in Fabric World and bought it for Atsushi!! Atsushi!!! Do you want it dane???
- Other reasons can go here!!
I feel inspired to write some poetry to mark this occassion!!! But I have no time!!! So here is a quick haiku dane!!!
Girls are hot dane
They are better when they kiss
Each other OR me!! |
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| LESBIANS |
[May. 21st, 2007|07:04 pm] |
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Uwaaaa! What a GREAT FEW WEEKS I'VE HAD, dane!!!
First off, THE HOFF has a LiveJournal!!! That's almost as good as Jesus having a LiveJournal dane!!! (Actually I prefer the Hoff to Jesus, but I'm worried the nuns will catch me and put me in the Chokey again dane!!!) The Hoff!! We should MEET UP DANE!! You can teach me stuff!!
Akazawa and Mizuki stayed in our room for a while dane!! I can't really remember why but the reason wasn't important because it meant I got to SHARE A BED WITH MY BFF, ATSUSHI! WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN!!! Isn't that GREAT DANE!!
I was looking for a chat full of young, hot girls for the Shinmeister, instead I stumbled into a chat full of lesbians!! It was AWESOME!!! Siruisella, wherever you are, I still think about you dane!!! You and Jamesette should meet up and kiss in front of me!!! They were posting all kinds of pictures so I did a little picture hunting of my OWN dane!!!
( Here are some hot fanarts dane!!! ) |
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| Help Wanted Dane!!! |
[Apr. 30th, 2007|04:00 pm] |
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Atsushi has BAN_SETTED me from our room dane!!!!! So I have nowhere to stay!!! So does anyone have a spot in their house/room for me?? Here are my qualities-
- I'm CLEAN DANE!!
- I can put up with people being dirty! Atsushi always leaves left (;_;) his dirty underwear all over the floor dane!!!! But I didn't REALLY mind!!
- I love animals!!!! More specifically, ducks!!!!
- I'm good with ladies dane!!!!!
- I'm a good listener!!
- I can make a mean spaghetti bolognase!!!
- I won't even be around a lot of the time because I'll be at school, dane!!!!!
So if you have a space in your heart/house for me, please let me know dane!!! Or I'll have to sleep on the streets/tennis courts!!! |
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| My day dane!!! |
[Apr. 26th, 2007|03:35 am] |
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:(Today I got sent to the Chokey because Sister Mary Howie caught me looking at PornoTube!!! It was such bad timing dane!!! Just as the hot lady was about to take her clothes off!! Why couldn't I have been rumbled only a few moments later dane!!!! But it wasn't so bad, I had to stand there for an hour and a half while getting squirted with a Holy Soaker! But I'm all dry now!
Seeing as our high school is newly built dane we have new staff and teachers and nuns. But look at the HEAD NUN!!! She's TERRIFYING DANE!!!! AND CLEARLY A LESBIAN!!! Which wouldn't be so bad if she was young and hot and was all makey-outey with another young hot lesbian but NO!!!
LOOK AT HER DANE!!!! HER RACK IS DOWN TO HER ANKLES!!! AND THAT CHIN!! SO MASCULINE!!!!! WHAT AN EYESORE DANE!!! D: D:
Any hot ladies want to make The Shinmeister feel better dane?? |
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| >_< dane |
[Apr. 19th, 2007|01:35 am] |
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Trillian is STUPID, dane!!!!! |
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| DUCKS!! |
[Apr. 5th, 2007|02:30 pm] |
I haven't been in fandom for a while because I've been REALLY BUSY dane, but I check the flist today and everyone seems to be posting about DUCKS!! Did I fall asleep, dane?!! This is like a REALLY GOOD DREAM!!! You all have seen the light!!! Ducks are GREAT DANE!!
Although I have seen some people implying that they're going to HARM these ducks, dane. Let it be known that although we may not seem to be around, myself and Atsushi (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) redribbonboy), as co-founders of the P.A.D.A - fandom's one and only organisation campaigning for the prevention of duck cruelty, dane - we still take an active role in ensuring the safety of any duck! So should you actively encourage duck cruelty...
YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE DANE!:D I hope everyone is having fun with their duck dane, and any unwanted ducks can be donated to Shinya (that's me!) and Atsushi at the St. Rudolph dorm rooms!
But seriously, what's going on dane??!
(OOC: Firstly. WHAT IS WITH THE DUCKS. Secondly. Are Shinya and Atsushi even AT StRudy anymore?!) |
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| Hi!! |
[Mar. 1st, 2007|10:09 pm] |
Well. I'm in a group with one of those twins and some guy who likes meat buns!!! So this fandom mix up should be pretty awesome, dane!! And hopefully THEY won't break my Kerplunk tower! ;__; When are we doing stuff, guys? :D :D :D
I realised I haven't written a poem for a while, dane!! So I wrote one just now.
Ducks are Great by Shinya!
Here's a bet I'd like to place;
A pet you've not had of said race.
For if you had, and had a heart,
A ducky feast you'd never start.
I ate duck over Christmas
And it was really really gross
And Atsushi was mad at me too
So don't eat ducks or the P.A.D.A will kill you!
I feel it's by far my bestest piece!! I even listened to some concrit from my last poems and left out my 'dane's, dane!! WHat do you think? |
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| Happy Valentines Day dane!! |
[Feb. 14th, 2007|06:48 pm] |
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Well, it's Valentines Day as about a MILLION people before me have said! So I won't waste space on your flist moaning about how I'm single or how Atsushi broke my KERPLUNK TOWER or how me and Itsuki are going for burgers later or how I had to borrow Akazawa's toothbrush for urgent matters last night! I shall instead tell everyone to cheer up dane!! Even if you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend right now, just use it as an excuse to eat a load of chocolate and get fat, dane!!! Psyduck says it better than me dane-
Quack! ♥ |
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